Beware...

...of Ache bugs! Apparently "when you're riding a scooter down the sidewalk, and are moving forward, they have suction cups that stick to you and cause an ache where ever you have a body part, like your legs, or your arms, or your nose, or your ankles." All is not lost, though. "When you stop, they fall off." And what about when you start moving again? "Well you have to get going really fast so that they don't get you!"

My 5 year-year-old, the entomologist... :-)